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Caroline Channing: Thank you.

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That was ours today
tenth gay customer.

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Hopefully our gay one holds up
Fame lasts longer than Ricky
Martin.

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Max Black: Oh go ahead
no worries.

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I've been busy lately
“Grinder” on the way.

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Caroline Channing: Max, why
do you need this app?

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You're not a gay on the
Search for anonymous sex.

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Max Black: Don't put me in
a drawer.

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You said I should
boost business.

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And everyone will follow our path
find us with this
Love torch.

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I pretend to be uncouth
Puerto Ricans from,

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who still likes to cuddle.

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This is the best gay bait
at all.

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Oh, that's a huge catch,
get the net.

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Man: Hi, he's a muscular guy

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Puerto Ricans have been here,
Ladies?

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Caroline Channing: When is it?
no one here?

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You might want one
delicious

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Cupcake while you wait?

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Man: I'll find something to snack on
always good.

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My app shows that he
is right here.

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Caroline Channing: Here it is
goes on the house.

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Because the muscular guy
they are looking for, he is.

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Man: Oh, really great that you
have your gender changed.

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But listen to the people know
do,

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you are Puerto Rican.

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Thank you very much.

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Max Black: Wow, he said he
would be 22 and a real guy.

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I'm angry too.

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[theme music]

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Max Black: Earl, let's go
through our checklist.

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Earl: You're beautiful,

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Max Black: Check.

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Earl: Sexy.

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Max Black: Check.

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Earl: Cool.

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Max Black: Check.

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Caroline Channing:
Sorry for the delay.

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I was ten minutes ahead of mine
layer there,

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so I had 20 minutes
kill.

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I'm into these cool ones
Surf shop in,

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and there was a guy who was his
Polished surfboard.

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Max Black: A surfer, here?

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In Williamsburg you can't
surf.

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Here you can only drink.

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Earl: I agree with Max.

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The only waves in Brooklyn,

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are heat waves and
Crime waves.

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Caroline Channing: Earl, you are
you never go to the beach?

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Earl: Do you still have them all?

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I won't let a shark start
nibble on me.

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I don't have time for that.

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Caroline Channing: The
Probability

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being bitten by a shark
is 0.0001 percent.

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Earl: Not if you're black
is.

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Sharks are racist as hell,

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That's why they are also called the
big whites.

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Caroline Channing: Mark, the
surfer and me,

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we understood each other well right away.

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He's so sweet. Like a young one
Matthew McConaughey.

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But with real hair.

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Max Black: Well not at all
like Matthew McConaughey

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Caroline Channing: I hope he does
write to me. I love surfing.

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Max Black: I never go there
water.

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I wouldn't be against that
Fighting drowning.

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Caroline Channing: It used to be
I often go to St. Barth.

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There were sexy surfers out there
Italy,

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they let us sunbathe
invited their boards.

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Even though they robbed us
have, it was great.

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Oleg: Caroline, are you looking for these
Kind of guy?

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I have a cousin who
loves the water.

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Because the waves hit his legs
move.

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Caroline Channing: How sweet.
No thanks.

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Oleg: Well, think about it.

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You would be at every concert
the first row.

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And he doesn't move much,
when he sleeps.

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Max Black to Oleg: Here,

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give to your squishy cousin
my number.

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Max Black to Caroline Channing:
What?

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I love music, and if he
starts to get nervous,

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A special bus brings him back
back to the home.

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Caroline Channing: Ehh, that is
the surfer.

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He wants to go out to dinner with me.

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He tries a table in this one
new

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Harlow and Daughters store too
get.

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Max Black: Ah this one
In-restaurant

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has this wonderful one
Hot dog shop on a stick replaced.

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Luis: Good night, everyone
penniless divas.

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Max Black: Goodnight
Popo pirate.

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Luis: I'll treat myself to a massage,

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and who knows, maybe it's okay
I have one for someone?

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Oh who am I kidding? I
come back pregnant.

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Caroline Channing: Luis,
Will you step in for me tomorrow?

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Luis: Of course not,
no.

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Max Black: Oh, Oleg here
be.

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And he wears his
Fishnet tank top.

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Luis: Then yes.

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Caroline Channing: Eating with
a sweet guy,

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of contacts to be announced
has locations.

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I'm living my old life.

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Han Lee: Hello everyone.

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Max Black: Was there something like that?
also?

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Han Lee: Caroline, you know how
my #1 diner rule is.

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Caroline Channing: Don't tell anyone
that the meat is not real?

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Han Lee: If you think of it as
It sells meat too
Meat.

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Max Black: Don't tell anyone
Shrimp

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are from the trunk of
your friend?

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Han Lee: He puts a blanket
over it.

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No.

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No phones.

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Earl: Hey, Max. He has one
Reservation.

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I'm going to a new bar
eat.

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Han Lee: Oh in the local bar.

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Let's eat at the in-restaurant.

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Why aren't we an in-restaurant?

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Max Black: This isn't one
In-Local,

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because it's an in-hole.

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Han Lee: Ok and how can we
become an in-restaurant?

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Caroline Channing: First
burn the place down,

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and start again.

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Then create a hype,

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in which you make a reservation
make impossible.

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They just don't let anyone
pure.

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Max Black: May I be the first
be?

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Caroline Channing: Okay, me
have in my date bag,
chewing gum,

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Lip gloss and a $20 bill,
to act as if I had money
would have.

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I'll put it back tomorrow
back to the diner cash register.

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Max Black: Take mine
date bag,

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this is a freezer bag,

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with a cigar and fresh ones
Boxer shorts inside.

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Caroline Channing: And mine
Cell phone is fully charged.

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Then I can think of it afterwards
Call a women's taxi.

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Max Black: A women's taxi?

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Even fare evasion is prohibited
expensive for you.

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Yesterday you got your face
peeled with an old muffin.

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Caroline Channing: Yes, and then
I ate it.

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Max Black: Don't forget that
is our partner credit card.

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Every time you do nonsense
performs,

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then you owe me a joint.

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Caroline Channing: I do
not that he took me home
brings,

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and a wrong impression
gets.

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Max Black: Oh, please
Be sure to leave it behind, no
wrong impression.

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Have fun all night long
with your surfer.

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Ride his halfpipe.

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Caroline Channing: He has one
Surfboard and not a snowboard.

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Max Black: That's a jacket,
like pants.

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The main thing is that you get on board.

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Caroline Channing: What do you mean
you? They can both do something today
tear?

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Max Black: Sorry.

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I never allowed you to have mine
Borrowing breasts.

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Caroline Channing: What they are
just a push-up,

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Meatballs and a few
Handkerchiefs.

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And some adhesive tape. Pure nature.

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Max Black: Now go ahead
your date.

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Nancy and I are happy
on it, finally naked
to walk around,

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and us a line of catnip
to whistle clean.

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Caroline Channing: Ah it will
he must be.

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Don't worry, he's still allowed today
not pure.

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Max Black: Don't. We
can't afford a baby.

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Caroline Channing: Ahh, it is
just Sophie.

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Sophie Kachinsky: Just Sophie?

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That was my name
Talk show in Poland.

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Max Black: Oh, I would be real
I would have liked to have been a guest in yours
show.

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Sophie Kachinsky: No, there was
no guests.

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There was only Sophie.

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Sophie to Caroline Channing:
Oh, do

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Ready for your date, Caroline?

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Caroline Channing: How do you know?
you from my date?

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Sophie Kachinsky: Oh well,
your voice is very
happy to broadcast.

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Yes, I can hear everything
happens,

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and it doesn't happen either.

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Down here or there too
downstairs, yes...

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What I want to say, I think
It's nice that you have a date.

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Ohh, and I have a present
for you.

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Cinnamon pastilles for your first
Kiss.

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Caroline Channing: Oh that is
so sweet Sophie.

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Sophie Kachinsky: Yes and one
Lucky bag with condoms.

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Here I have all sizes.

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I have Magnum, I have
Super Magnum, I have normal,

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and he has a great one
personality.

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Please.

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Caroline Channing: Thank you very much.

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Max Black: I think it's a great one
personality,

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is the best contraceptive.

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Caroline Channing: Thanks, but
I am a lady,

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and need the one before ours
not on the third date.

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Sophie Kachinsky: Well, hurry up
you better and get dressed.

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Caroline Channing: Sophie, me
I'm already dressed.

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Sophie Kachinsky: Oh yeah?

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Caroline Channing: And I like
my outfit.

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Sophie Kachinsky: Oh yeah?

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Well, at least wear something
makeup.

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Caroline Channing: I wear
already makeup.

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Sophie Kachinsky: Oh yeah?

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Oh well. Maybe you do
your hair.

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Caroline Channing: I admit
they are borderline,

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my boobs were no
Huge construction site.

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I can't do it anymore
move.

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He's already closed for twenty minutes
late.

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And I like my dress.

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Sophie Kachinsky: 20 minutes to
late.

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Wha.. wow..

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Yes, then he won't come anymore.

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He stood you up. He has
moves you,

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but something like that.

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Caroline Channing: He has me
not offset.

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I've never been displaced
been.

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I probably wouldn't
remember,

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if I'm transferred,

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because I don't know anything about that
Be offset white.

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Have I been transferred?

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Max Black: No, you are
not.

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Guys are late all the time.

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I have three days left
Guy waited.

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Then he came with the ransom,

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and I was allowed to use the refrigerator
leave.

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Sophie Kachinsky: Ok, fine,
no one has been transferred.

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Well, I'll sit here and
write messages,

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while we wait.

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You know, forever.

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And then when you finally do it
you understood,

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let's tell our friend Oleg,

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he should beat the guy up.

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Caroline Channing: Probably
he thinks we are there
meet.

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I'll call the restaurant.

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Yes hi! Is a Mark Faison at
Your guest?

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Not yet, but maybe
now?

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It's like this, we have a...

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I have better things to do too.

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What are you imagining? You
were a hot dog style.

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Max Black: Just a heads up,

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Even if he doesn't come, run
I'm about to go naked.

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Caroline Channing: Oh there he is.

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No, this is from Amazon.

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Someone send me a DVD of
"He just doesn't get up
you."

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Sophie Kachinsky: [grins] Yes
I'm here for you, sweetie.

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Caroline Channing: Well, me
was transferred.

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Never forget that Max.

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This is the day that Caroline
Channing was transferred.

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Max Black: Someone you
offset is a dirty pig.

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Never trust guys again

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which on something other than
Surf porn sites.

243
00:09:52,333 --> 00:09:54,633
Caroline Channing: Oh look
the Harlow and Daughter,

244
00:09:54,667 --> 00:09:57,800
apparently totally stands up
chic old flea market charm.

245
00:09:58,233 --> 00:10:01,300
Keira Knightley would do it here
Pretty good, I guess
I.

246
00:10:01,867 --> 00:10:03,900
I think it's 1840.

247
00:10:04,233 --> 00:10:05,400
Max Black: Yes, I wanted in
an era,

248
00:10:05,433 --> 00:10:07,167
before you were transferred
back.

249
00:10:08,700 --> 00:10:10,600
Caroline Channing: Thank you, that
you went here with me
are.

250
00:10:10,633 --> 00:10:12,633
Otherwise I would only have
laid in bed depressed.

251
00:10:13,167 --> 00:10:15,300
Max Black: You were in bed,
and you were depressed.

252
00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:18,533
Don't write the story
new, they already have that
made.

253
00:10:18,567 --> 00:10:21,800
We are inside of
Williamsburg pseudo-chic
scene,

254
00:10:21,833 --> 00:10:22,833
I become a psycho.

255
00:10:24,500 --> 00:10:25,400
Caroline Channing: Look,

256
00:10:25,433 --> 00:10:26,500
There's even an old one here
Clothesline

257
00:10:26,533 --> 00:10:27,900
where baby clothes hang.

258
00:10:28,033 --> 00:10:29,467
Max Black: This would be great
Han.

259
00:10:31,100 --> 00:10:34,033
This is the store
most exaggerated thing I've ever done
have seen.

260
00:10:34,067 --> 00:10:35,633
Brian Brian: Hi, welcome to
Harlow and Daughters.

261
00:10:35,667 --> 00:10:37,300
I'm the innkeeper Brian Brian.

262
00:10:38,633 --> 00:10:39,733
Max Black: No, it's him.

263
00:10:41,800 --> 00:10:44,267
Caroline Channing: Ja hi, Brian
Brian.

264
00:10:44,433 --> 00:10:46,767
Wir haben eine Reservierung
Faison for 2.

265
00:10:46,800 --> 00:10:48,100
Brian Brian: Is hers
Company there?

266
00:10:48,133 --> 00:10:49,700
Max Black: Ich weiß nicht, ob
ich zur Gesellschaft gehöre,

267
00:10:49,733 --> 00:10:50,967
ich wurde unehelich geboren.

268
00:10:51,933 --> 00:10:53,500
Caroline Channing: Ja, wir sind
both here. Thanks.

269
00:10:53,533 --> 00:10:56,200
Brian Brian: Also sind sie und
Mr. Faison here.

270
00:10:56,700 --> 00:10:57,567
Max Black: Ja, ich mach ne

271
00:10:57,600 --> 00:10:59,100
Geschlechtsumwandlung, sieht
you do.

272
00:11:00,967 --> 00:11:02,267
Brian Brian: Sie können etwas
drink.

273
00:11:02,300 --> 00:11:03,733
Ich bringe sie dann zu ihrem
table.

274
00:11:03,767 --> 00:11:06,033
Caroline Channing: Thank you,
thanks, Brian Brian.

275
00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:08,733
Max Black: I'll be right there.
Use your new boobs,

276
00:11:08,767 --> 00:11:10,100
and get us a place.

277
00:11:11,567 --> 00:11:14,667
Hi, I know what are you waiting for
the bar is called,

278
00:11:14,700 --> 00:11:17,000
I've already waited tables, there
were your clothes still in?

279
00:11:17,833 --> 00:11:19,267
Brian Brian: It says I will
bring them to your table.

280
00:11:19,300 --> 00:11:20,700
Max Black: Brian Brian, Brian
Brian, B, B.

281
00:11:20,733 --> 00:11:21,733
Come on.

282
00:11:22,500 --> 00:11:24,267
You and I, we both know
what's the matter.

283
00:11:24,367 --> 00:11:25,433
My girlfriend was transferred

284
00:11:25,467 --> 00:11:26,767
so don't do it again
worse.

285
00:11:26,800 --> 00:11:28,567
Leave her cool
Insert hunting knife

286
00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:30,633
and show us your big one
heart.

287
00:11:31,733 --> 00:11:33,267
Actually I offer sex or
money,

288
00:11:33,300 --> 00:11:34,833
but I'm broke and she
are gay.

289
00:11:34,867 --> 00:11:36,000
So just be nice.

290
00:11:39,100 --> 00:11:41,600
Brian Brian: You know, let
she left out my sexuality,

291
00:11:41,833 --> 00:11:42,600
Max Black: I see

292
00:11:43,600 --> 00:11:44,967
100 years ago, it was
difficult to come out.

293
00:11:46,233 --> 00:11:47,967
Brian Brian: Oh funny.

294
00:11:48,267 --> 00:11:49,633
This way, please, Mr. Faison.

295
00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:52,200
Caroline Channing: Wow, that
went quickly.

296
00:11:52,233 --> 00:11:53,467
They're really nice here.

297
00:11:53,500 --> 00:11:55,233
Max Black: Yes, completely normal ones
people,

298
00:11:55,267 --> 00:11:57,633
those on designer cucumber barrels
sit.

299
00:11:57,900 --> 00:11:59,767
Man: This is your table.
Take a seat.

300
00:12:00,033 --> 00:12:02,333
Max Black: Yes, where? On these
Amish birthing stools,

301
00:12:02,367 --> 00:12:03,700
that they call cheeky chairs?

302
00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:06,900
Brian Brian: Stick with it
the gay jokes.

303
00:12:08,867 --> 00:12:10,933
Our Wifi password is up
the ox hide.

304
00:12:10,967 --> 00:12:12,733
Your waitress will be there soon
you.

305
00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:14,133
Caroline Channing: Max, right away
it's not coming

306
00:12:14,167 --> 00:12:15,900
Waitress, and it's not one of
us.

307
00:12:16,533 --> 00:12:18,367
Max Black: Dirty sawdust
on the floor,

308
00:12:18,833 --> 00:12:21,667
If we had wood chips, goods
our apartment is new
In-Local.

309
00:12:22,967 --> 00:12:24,900
Frau: Hallo, mein Name ist York.

310
00:12:25,867 --> 00:12:27,933
Max Black: Kaum zu glauben,
but a man named Brian Brian

311
00:12:27,967 --> 00:12:29,233
was just dethroned.

312
00:12:30,800 --> 00:12:32,100
Caroline Channing: York, das
is funny.

313
00:12:32,233 --> 00:12:33,233
York as well as in New?

314
00:12:33,400 --> 00:12:34,900
Woman: York as in York.

315
00:12:34,933 --> 00:12:35,933
Simply York.

316
00:12:37,100 --> 00:12:38,467
Max Black: But nice
Cable knit.

317
00:12:39,733 --> 00:12:41,533
Caroline Channing: OK, well
erm... York.

318
00:12:41,567 --> 00:12:44,000
Wir hätten zuerst gern ein paar
Drinks. Tonight is girls' night.

319
00:12:44,033 --> 00:12:46,300
Alle Single-Ladies heben die
Hands up.

320
00:12:48,367 --> 00:12:49,600
Man kann es nicht erzwingen.

321
00:12:51,067 --> 00:12:52,533
Woman: As a special libation

322
00:12:52,567 --> 00:12:54,467
I can give you the smallpox today
offer.

323
00:12:54,800 --> 00:12:57,767
This is absinthe, cloves and
Orange bitters

324
00:12:57,800 --> 00:12:59,933
hand mixed in one
Disposable glass.

325
00:13:01,267 --> 00:13:03,333
Max Black: Led Wes Anderson
Directed the drink?

326
00:13:04,933 --> 00:13:05,900
Can we just two

327
00:13:05,933 --> 00:13:08,033
from your good old ones
have the cheapest beers?

328
00:13:08,067 --> 00:13:08,967
And as quickly as possible.

329
00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:10,833
I need my medicine, Dr.
Quinn.

330
00:13:11,933 --> 00:13:14,000
Caroline Channing: Um, it's in
the garlic soup of the day
inside?

331
00:13:14,033 --> 00:13:15,767
Max Black: Oh my God, that
there isn't.

332
00:13:15,800 --> 00:13:17,633
Caroline Channing: What? Cooks
Soap anyone?

333
00:13:18,167 --> 00:13:20,833
Max Black: No, none
Garlic. You still think

334
00:13:20,867 --> 00:13:22,467
that your surfer is coming.

335
00:13:22,733 --> 00:13:24,433
Caroline Channing: Maybe,
why not.

336
00:13:24,800 --> 00:13:27,333
I was with a guy
agreed, and that is yours
no matter.

337
00:13:27,633 --> 00:13:29,633
So the soup...

338
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:32,600
Woman: Actually, I will
now just that
Drink order.

339
00:13:33,100 --> 00:13:34,833
Max Black: Were you from
raised by wolves?

340
00:13:36,200 --> 00:13:37,033
Max Black to Caroline Channing:
She is

341
00:13:37,067 --> 00:13:38,267
probably never with the dealer
mother

342
00:13:38,300 --> 00:13:40,100
at the father-daughter ball
been.

343
00:13:43,367 --> 00:13:44,233
Caroline Channing: You know it
not Max.

344
00:13:44,267 --> 00:13:45,633
Maybe he has his cell phone
lost,

345
00:13:45,667 --> 00:13:47,967
and didn't have my number
and is running straight here.

346
00:13:48,533 --> 00:13:49,400
Max Black: Do you think so?
will

347
00:13:49,433 --> 00:13:51,000
Rushed in here soaking wet
come,

348
00:13:51,033 --> 00:13:53,133
and say: Ahh I'm sorry,
this traffic.

349
00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:55,733
The waves stood bumper
on bumper.

350
00:13:57,267 --> 00:13:59,000
This is no Kathrin Heigl
Movie.

351
00:13:59,167 --> 00:14:00,967
Sorry “movie”.

352
00:14:02,067 --> 00:14:03,267
Caroline Channing: Well, he
doesn't come.

353
00:14:03,300 --> 00:14:05,000
And let's leave that with that
Kathie Heigl thing,

354
00:14:05,033 --> 00:14:06,300
Not here, not now.

355
00:14:06,333 --> 00:14:08,100
Let's enjoy our acorns.

356
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:12,967
Caroline Channing: Oh,
blocked number!

357
00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:14,100
Maybe that's him Max.

358
00:14:14,133 --> 00:14:14,933
Hello?

359
00:14:14,967 --> 00:14:16,000
Max Black: Hang up. He's coming
not.

360
00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:28,000
Caroline Channing: Ours
Drinks are right there.

361
00:14:28,033 --> 00:14:30,300
I see them in the distance,
on the bar counter.

362
00:14:30,800 --> 00:14:32,933
We've been waiting for an hour. Where
is Jackie the Ripper.

363
00:14:35,933 --> 00:14:37,167
Max Black: Probably in the back

364
00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:38,833
and think about some funny ones
words she should use.

365
00:14:40,067 --> 00:14:42,000
I'm starving, hit that one
Meatballs here.

366
00:14:44,467 --> 00:14:46,633
Caroline Channing: That's why there was
no bad reviews
Yelp.

367
00:14:46,667 --> 00:14:48,167
No one could ever eat her
try.

368
00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:51,000
Hi, our drinks.

369
00:14:51,033 --> 00:14:52,700
And you know what, because of
the soup?

370
00:14:52,833 --> 00:14:54,567
Woman: You know, I had
no time yet.

371
00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:00,233
Max Black: She didn't have time?

372
00:15:00,833 --> 00:15:02,867
What did she do? With wolves
danced?

373
00:15:05,567 --> 00:15:07,533
Woman 2: Have you ever had anything like that?
experienced?

374
00:15:07,733 --> 00:15:09,333
Max Black: Yes, exactly. Something like that
there isn't.

375
00:15:09,833 --> 00:15:11,600
Woman 2: Byron and I are waiting
forever,

376
00:15:11,633 --> 00:15:14,233
and still don't have one
Dandelion Chickpea Forkroot.

377
00:15:14,267 --> 00:15:15,967
He's hypoglycemic and I am
Leila.

378
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,600
Max Black: I'm pissed
and get our drinks.

379
00:15:17,633 --> 00:15:19,433
Woman: Would you mind giving us some wine
get?

380
00:15:19,467 --> 00:15:20,933
Max Black: Oh sure which one?

381
00:15:20,967 --> 00:15:22,867
Woman: A Chardonnay for me
and for Byron a Sauvignon
Blanc.

382
00:15:23,033 --> 00:15:24,400
Caroline Channing: Max, no,
they throw us out and...

383
00:15:24,433 --> 00:15:26,467
Max Black: And what Caroline?

384
00:15:26,500 --> 00:15:28,567
Then you're gone when he
arrives.

385
00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:30,433
Dear God, the man is coming
not.

386
00:15:30,867 --> 00:15:31,933
Caroline Channing: Yes, I know
Max.

387
00:15:31,967 --> 00:15:33,667
He won't come because of him
is dead.

388
00:15:35,667 --> 00:15:37,667
That's the only reason
I accept.

389
00:15:39,933 --> 00:15:41,800
Max Black: What's up, how
Is that how it goes today?

390
00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:44,000
Grindr Man: Not so good.

391
00:15:44,033 --> 00:15:45,433
My girlfriend broke up
made.

392
00:15:45,467 --> 00:15:46,767
Max Black: Oh yes, you like
Blondes?

393
00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:48,200
I have one that's right away
bursts.

394
00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:51,900
Sad Man: No, I like
more Asian.

395
00:15:52,133 --> 00:15:53,133
Max Black: Yes, who doesn't.

396
00:15:53,867 --> 00:15:55,500
Except for the Asian guys.

397
00:15:56,833 --> 00:15:58,300
Max Black: Hi, tell me
liked,

398
00:15:58,333 --> 00:16:00,900
Come over in a minute
and flirt with mine
girlfriend.

399
00:16:01,133 --> 00:16:02,767
Sad man: Why should
I do that?

400
00:16:03,700 --> 00:16:04,767
Max Black: It's on the house.

401
00:16:06,667 --> 00:16:07,567
Max Black to Koch: Is that it?

402
00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:08,767
chickpeas-and--
other-strange-

403
00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:10,733
Things you shouldn't eat
Court?

404
00:16:15,067 --> 00:16:18,000
In order. Your something
chickpea thing,

405
00:16:18,033 --> 00:16:20,667
A Chardonnay and a
Sauvignon Blanc.

406
00:16:20,700 --> 00:16:21,700
Clean skin.

407
00:16:22,800 --> 00:16:24,200
Woman: What exactly are you doing?

408
00:16:24,233 --> 00:16:25,900
Max Black: I wait tables,
try it.

409
00:16:28,367 --> 00:16:29,800
Caroline Channing: York, his
Don't be angry.

410
00:16:29,833 --> 00:16:31,367
Byron was hungry and so were we
were thirsty.

411
00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:33,567
And we're too weak to
to go somewhere else.

412
00:16:34,933 --> 00:16:36,667
Woman: It's in the soup
Garlic.

413
00:16:36,700 --> 00:16:38,533
Caroline Channing: Then not,
the salmon please.

414
00:16:38,567 --> 00:16:40,100
Max Black: Bring these to her
stupid soup.

415
00:16:40,133 --> 00:16:41,667
She doesn't kiss anyone anymore today.

416
00:16:42,067 --> 00:16:44,733
And I'll take the free-range one
Chicken that thought it had no
Chance.

417
00:16:46,100 --> 00:16:47,100
Woman 2: For your help.

418
00:16:47,133 --> 00:16:48,833
Byron wants her to
take.

419
00:16:49,233 --> 00:16:50,900
Max Black: Well, Byron, it is
only

420
00:16:51,067 --> 00:16:53,000
true old fashioned thing here
inside.

421
00:16:53,033 --> 00:16:55,033
I hope they both survive
the winter.

422
00:16:57,700 --> 00:16:59,067
Sad man: Hi, may I
sit me down?

423
00:16:59,100 --> 00:17:01,467
Max Black: Oh, I think so
"May I sit down?"
you".

424
00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:03,533
Caroline Channing: Oh, but
sure sit down.

425
00:17:04,467 --> 00:17:05,333
Sad man: You're pretty.

426
00:17:05,367 --> 00:17:06,367
And great body.

427
00:17:09,567 --> 00:17:12,400
Caroline Channing: Wow, thank you.
It's really nice that too
hear.

428
00:17:12,433 --> 00:17:14,967
Even if it's hard to believe
is. I'm transferred today
been.

429
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,967
And it feels good when
they say

430
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:17,800
I would be pretty and have one
great body.

431
00:17:17,833 --> 00:17:18,833
[bells]

432
00:17:19,167 --> 00:17:20,367
What is that?

433
00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:22,100
Man: Oh I'm on Tinder,
This is Grindr for straight people.

434
00:17:22,133 --> 00:17:22,967
I got a hit.

435
00:17:23,933 --> 00:17:25,167
So I have to go. Thanks for
the drink.

436
00:17:30,967 --> 00:17:33,600
Caroline Channing: You got it
paid for him to be with me
flirting?

437
00:17:33,633 --> 00:17:35,367
And then he just lets me
sit?

438
00:17:36,967 --> 00:17:39,567
Oh my god, I'm watching
something terrible clearly.

439
00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:40,400
Max Black: What?

440
00:17:40,433 --> 00:17:41,267
This is actually what we are here now
with

441
00:17:41,300 --> 00:17:42,900
Hot dogs on a stick sitting here
would have to?

442
00:17:45,167 --> 00:17:47,200
Caroline Channing: No. I
am a B.

443
00:17:47,367 --> 00:17:49,800
Max Black: No, you're an A.
Your bra just fakes the B.

444
00:17:51,067 --> 00:17:53,033
Caroline Channing: No, me
mean me as a woman.

445
00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:54,200
I'm a B.

446
00:17:54,900 --> 00:17:56,167
You know, actually I have them

447
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:57,967
I thought I was one the whole time
A,

448
00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:00,200
but maybe I'm just one
b.

449
00:18:00,733 --> 00:18:03,133
That's why he ran away and
that's why I was transferred.

450
00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:05,500
Max Black: Caroline, I would be
really happy to be there for you now,

451
00:18:05,533 --> 00:18:08,033
but the gold digger back there,
just ordered a gin fizz.

452
00:18:09,900 --> 00:18:11,333
Caroline Channing: Max is me
a B?

453
00:18:11,367 --> 00:18:12,700
Why didn't he come?

454
00:18:12,733 --> 00:18:14,967
Max Black: All I can say is
that the surfer followed an A

455
00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:16,800
of four other letters.

456
00:18:18,733 --> 00:18:19,867
I would spell it for you

457
00:18:19,900 --> 00:18:21,900
but I literally have
Fear that I will fail.

458
00:18:23,333 --> 00:18:25,567
Caroline Channing: Interesting
that you don't say I am
no B.

459
00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:27,000
Max Black: Listen, I'm holding
absolutely

460
00:18:27,033 --> 00:18:28,367
absolutely nothing about reviews.

461
00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:30,600
For me there is only pass
or failed.

462
00:18:30,633 --> 00:18:33,000
And as long as you stay upright here
sitting and not drooling,

463
00:18:33,033 --> 00:18:34,033
you passed.

464
00:18:42,533 --> 00:18:44,100
Earl: Look, look, look.

465
00:18:44,133 --> 00:18:46,133
Where are the ladies?
drifted around?

466
00:18:46,167 --> 00:18:49,767
Max Black: I have no idea.
Somewhere between 1846 and 1860.

467
00:18:50,167 --> 00:18:53,500
Caroline Channing: And it is
so great again in 1974 too
be.

468
00:18:54,933 --> 00:18:55,633
Max Black: Well Han,

469
00:18:56,833 --> 00:18:58,233
We did it. The store
is full pot exclusive.

470
00:18:58,500 --> 00:19:00,300
There is absolutely no one here.

471
00:19:00,800 --> 00:19:02,000
Han Lee: That wasn't mine
Work.

472
00:19:02,033 --> 00:19:04,100
There was one in the men's room
Possum.

473
00:19:04,133 --> 00:19:07,100
Earl: Correction. On the
Men's room is a possum.

474
00:19:07,700 --> 00:19:09,767
Caroline Channing: Oh escape
the ingredients again from the
Kitchen?

475
00:19:10,533 --> 00:19:11,767
Han Lee: I have to go to that
Men's toilet

476
00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:13,433
and get the possum out.

477
00:19:13,467 --> 00:19:15,533
Max Black: So that's what they do,
when we are not there.

478
00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:17,733
Caroline Channing: All right,
let's sit down

479
00:19:17,767 --> 00:19:19,567
to an authentic one
dilapidated table

480
00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:20,700
and eat something.

481
00:19:20,733 --> 00:19:22,233
Max Black: Yes, those spots
are not fake.

482
00:19:22,267 --> 00:19:23,200
The blood is real.

483
00:19:23,233 --> 00:19:25,133
I was there as the guy
was stabbed.

484
00:19:25,433 --> 00:19:27,700
I warned him if you
me again little mouse
you call,

485
00:19:27,733 --> 00:19:28,733
I'll stab you.

486
00:19:29,833 --> 00:19:31,500
Caroline Channing: I am
something became clear.

487
00:19:31,533 --> 00:19:32,600
Although I am a B,

488
00:19:32,633 --> 00:19:34,100
but at least one
authentic B,

489
00:19:34,133 --> 00:19:35,733
and I'm not trying anything
to be different.

490
00:19:35,767 --> 00:19:37,967
Max Black: But you try
to be something else.

491
00:19:38,433 --> 00:19:39,300
A B

492
00:19:40,467 --> 00:19:42,567
Luis: Well finally, I can
serve a few guests.

493
00:19:42,767 --> 00:19:44,767
I've been there for hours
watched,

494
00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:46,467
like Oleg his sausage
has skinned.

495
00:19:47,533 --> 00:19:48,533
Thanks.

496
00:19:49,733 --> 00:19:52,067
Max Black: Well, Luis knows how
you are at your service.

497
00:19:52,300 --> 00:19:55,633
Luis: Come on, chica. So
a cheap template, that is
too easy.

498
00:19:56,867 --> 00:19:59,000
Caroline Channing: Max, I'm listening
at me with letters
evaluate.

499
00:19:59,033 --> 00:20:01,000
And take over yours
Pass-fail system.

500
00:20:01,333 --> 00:20:03,933
And sitting here with you
definitely doesn't mean
failed.

501
00:20:06,433 --> 00:20:08,400
Oh, it's just Oleg and Sophie.

502
00:20:08,433 --> 00:20:09,633
Max Black: Oh my God,

503
00:20:09,667 --> 00:20:11,400
you looked because you
thought it was the surfer.

504
00:20:11,433 --> 00:20:12,600
You failed.

505
00:20:14,333 --> 00:20:16,767
Hi, you are here together.
How come?

506
00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:19,867
Oleg: Oh Sophie and me
had to do some business.

507
00:20:19,900 --> 00:20:21,200
Right Sophie?

508
00:20:21,233 --> 00:20:24,600
Sophie Kachinsky: Oh yes!
Caroline, we're full
behind you.

509
00:20:25,133 --> 00:20:28,533
This Mike will be a whole
Don't ride a wave for a while
can.

510
00:20:29,433 --> 00:20:31,600
Caroline Channing: The Surfer
his name is not Mike but Mark.

511
00:20:33,067 --> 00:20:36,767
Sophie Kachinsky: Oh, that's why
he screamed the whole time,

512
00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:39,000
my name is not Mark.

513
00:20:42,567 --> 00:20:43,933
Max Black: Well, I'm telling you
one.

514
00:20:44,100 --> 00:20:45,867
We have a lot today
seen fakes,

515
00:20:46,033 --> 00:20:48,233
but this is a real possum.

516
00:20:51,533 --> 00:20:54,167
Wow, I got Han's Possum
not so big imagined.